This evening is completely bonkers. Literally everything that happened is just unreal. I don't even know what to say.
This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. I need a moment to process this.
It’s like something out of a TV show. I just check here can't believe it.
Can You Trust This?
You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I saw a cat wearing a suit. It seemed totally unfazed. You should say it was the strangest thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!
Seriously I Couldn't Believe It!
Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This has to be a dream, right?
- I'm shocked
- Make it stop!
- Someone pinch me
You Won't Believe What Happened
Well, this is true, you won't understand what just occurred. I was sitting down the street out of nowhere this huge bird jumped from nowhere. It was wearing a tiny hat! Seriously. It just stood there for a moment, then took off running. I don't understand what I just experienced.
Unbelievable! utterly shocking
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- Perhaps it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.
This is Beyond Belief
This situation is absolutely outrageous. I simply believe what we've just heard. It's like a bad joke. Reality has been bent.
- Am I dreaming?
- I'm feeling like I'm going crazy
{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This changes everything.